May 2011
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Shame, on me. To need, release. Uncontrollably......
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Songs I really enjoy by Ke$ha
adumbuns:
Dancing With Tears In My Eyes
Blind
The Harold Song
all her other techno-pop, half drunk, glitter explosion, gyration on drugs songs
Mainly the last one.
Not gonna lie
Every now and then when I get angry at a customer, I yell at them in my head. And then I pretend to be the customer yelling back at me.
I know I’m a freak.
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Ryan: They should make a Grindr for straight people.
Me: Its called 'everywhere'.
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"Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life...
So basically if I’m on my death bed and I’m about to die I can just be like:
And I’ll live for another two days? Then I’d be like:
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Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and...
The moment you find out there is a school rule in...
indigobunting:
makiinganewendiing:
OMFG DIDNT KNOW THAT
been living that rule ever since
:OOO wtf
wait..whaaaat ..
Awesome until you come to realize that instructors have a knack for coming to class around 14 minutes, 30 seconds.
That moment you realize it isn’t true….
Reblog if you can rap "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj.
reincarnatedpolarbear-deactivat asked: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't miss their show :( I am seeing them tomorrow night!
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